Missing in Action

	Description: Ego is massive - three doors are required to contain it... known to leave work early - it has never been seen on the set past 11:10... may have left the show in protest after many car games starting mimmicking it by being played first
	Description: Rumored to have been hard hit by the economic downturn - has recently been spotted with Mustangs and Chargers when its entourage usually comprises of Lincolns and Cadillacs... may be emotionally unstable - its rules have recently been inconsistent and erratic.
	Description: Has recently refused credit to an unusual amount of people... facing lawsuits from banks for accepting expired credit cards...individuals are increasingly reluctant to approach the game - they are afraid they will have to enter their PIN in front of millions of people.
	Description: May have been attacked by Hit Me - as the game was removed it was heard shouting "If I have to go because I force people to perform basic math, then why does Take Two get to stay?... pen used to advise everyone of the game's correct combination has dried out - staff is trying to determine how to remedy this situation.
	Description: Designer brands refuse to appear in this game - they fear it will ruin their image... staff is unable to inflate the balloons required for this game - helium is currently being used to inflate Drew's ego... game has received too many complaints from fans who can't read cursive handwriting... insert Eazy az 1-2-3 comparison here.